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Wed, 27 Nov 02 01:36:17 -0000
Hiya All...
This time we join two lads having trouble with a ghostly old man...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Do You Have A Light?
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Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there
was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in
the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up.
They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing
and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and
tapped lightly on the window!
The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an
old guy's face there!"
(Was this a ghost?)
The old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a
little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of
his wits, "What do you want?"
The old man softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants
tobacco!"
"Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.
So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a
cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step on it!!!"
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
again.
The passenger says, "What did you think of that?"
The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I am going pretty
fast!"
All of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old man is
looking in the window.
"Aaaaaaaaaaargh! There he is again!", the passenger yells.
"Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.
The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says
"Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.
The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the
window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they
had just seen and heard. Suddenly, again there is more knocking!
"HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU
WANT?" in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
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