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Wed, 13 Nov 02 01:22:18 -0000
Hiya People...
Now it's time to meet a union representative who has to think fast...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Calling in Sick
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Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an
impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing
their contracts' sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held
aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced,
"called in sick yesterday!"
There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee,
who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator.
"Wow," he said. "Just think of what kind of score he could have had if
he hadn't been sick!"
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