Australian Lingo...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 10 Nov 02 01:32:18 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Time now to take a trip down under, to meet an American astronaut in
need of medical care...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
AUSTRALIAN LINGO
---------------- 

An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's
atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way
out in the middle of nowhere.
  
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very
rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot. 

He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he
lies in his cot.
  
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and
fear.
  
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."


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