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Hiya All... Now it's time to learn what some celebrities and famous people might have said in their job interviews... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- "Famous People Next Job Interviews" Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one. Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things. Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion? Lady Godiva - What do mean this isn't business casual? Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries? Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'