Celebrity Job Interviews...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 07 Nov 02 00:28:37 -0000


Hiya All...

Now it's time to learn what some celebrities and famous people might
have said in their job interviews...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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"Famous People Next Job Interviews"
 
Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back
stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.
 
Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
 
Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the
department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
 
Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new
things.
 
Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I
downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several
countries.
 
MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy
who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
 
Lady Godiva - What do mean this isn't business casual?
 
Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?


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