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Tue, 22 Oct 02 01:24:04 +0100
Hiya All...
Once again we get an insight into the truth about marriage...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Marriage
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They say marriage is a contract. No, it's not.
Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes wrong, you can take
it back to the manufacturer.
If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's
house:
"I don't know; he just stopped working. He's just laying around making a
funny noise."
- Wanda Sykes-Hall
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