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Sat, 12 Oct 02 01:15:56 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we take a trip to the theatre to watch an ageing actor undertake
what might be his last performance...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines.
One day he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance
to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one
line. You walk on to the stage at the opening, carrying a rose. You hold
the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose
deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long, before the play, he's practising
his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came.
The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage and, with great
passion, delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter, and the
director was steaming: "You bloody fool!," he cried, "You have ruined
me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened? Did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
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