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Tue, 08 Oct 02 04:30:47 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we're taking a trip to the doctor's office, to meet a man with
shingles...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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What Have You Got
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A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told
him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told
him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the
doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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