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Fri, 04 Oct 02 01:52:16 +0100
Hiya People...
This time, for the aliens amongst us, we indulge in a host of
intergalactic quickies...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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INTERGALACTIC QUICKIES
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Q. What kind of ticks do you find on the moon?
A. Luna-ticks!
Q. What kind of bulbs should you plant on the moon?
A. Light bulbs!
Q. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but the whole collective enjoys the experience!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
A. Launch!
Q. When is a window like a star?
A. When it's a skylight!
Q. What kinds of songs do planets like to sing?
A. Nep-tunes!
Q. What kind of poem can you find in outer space?
A. Uni-verse!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. It was already full!
Q. What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
A. An unidentified frying object!
Q. How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
A. On flying saucers!
Q. What's the best way to talk to a Martian?
A. Long distance!
Q. What's a Martian's normal eyesight?
A. 20-20-20
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