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Fri, 13 Sep 02 03:04:27 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Time for us to consider the importance of petty cash to a small
business...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Petty Cash
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Petty Cash sounds like a young country and western singer in a frilly
denim skirt. In fact it's something of much greater value to humanity.
It's a supply of cash in a tin.
The definition of a small company is whether it has a small red petty
cash tin. The money inside the petty cash tin is called a float because
if you actually spend it the company goes under.
Petty cash tins are full of receipts for little extraneous items. If
your salary slip is one of them then your salary might not be quite as
massive as you thought.
Petty cash is great for last minute rush purchases such as the leaving
gift for Mr Martin who has worked for the company for forty years.
The key to the petty cash tin generally hangs on a string buried deep in
the unexplored cleavage of Miss Hunt who could rip the face off a pit
bull with a light social kiss.
The key is therefore readily accessible in the same way that the Holy
Grail is.
Miss Hunt always has ten good reasons why you can't have any petty cash.
When you get to reason nine, it's worth remembering that reason ten is a
swift knee in the privates.
Large companies don't have petty cash tins. If you spend thirteen pence
you have to reclaim it through the correct channels which means five
months later you get a huge cheque for 13p signed by three Directors.
In big companies, petty cash becomes a cash pile, which you dip into
when you need to do a bit of corporate raiding late at night after the
banks close.
- Guy Browning http://www.officepolitics.co.uk/
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