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Hiya Loonies... Today we indulge in a handful of quickies - short jokes to cheer up your day... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Man Found Dead In Bath Tub -------------------------- A local man was found murdered in his home over the 4th of July weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bath tub. The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes and the deceased had a banana protruding from his butt. ..Police suspect a cereal killer Diet Tip -------- A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much. I Need A Raise -------------- "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'