Quickies...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Aug 02 01:55:14 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Today we indulge in a handful of quickies - short jokes to cheer up your
day...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Man Found Dead In Bath Tub
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A local man was found murdered in his home over the 4th of July weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bath tub. The tub
had been filled with milk and corn flakes and the deceased had a banana
protruding from his butt.

..Police suspect a cereal killer
 
 
Diet Tip
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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.
Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too
much.
 
 
I Need A Raise
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"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three
other companies after me."
 
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
 
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."


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