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Wed, 14 Aug 02 01:32:22 +0100
Hiya Folks... Today we enjoy various quotes and words of wisdom on the blissful state of marriage... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Marital Bliss ------------- Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. - Dick Martin If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." they leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'