Dumb Snobs...

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Wed, 31 Jul 02 01:46:52 +0100

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This time we meet a couple trying to be snobs, but showing their

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Dumb Snobs

A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a

The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a
The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah,
Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting
on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."
There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. 

Her husband was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're
leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."
As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. 

Finally his wife turned to him. "You're angry about something."
"Oh really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in
my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You idiot!
Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go out to Coney Island?"

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