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Sat, 27 Jul 02 02:28:18 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
In today's tale, we meet a man having problems with his newly-
transplanted ears...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
NEW EARS
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put
you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You
swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or
a woman's."
"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"
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