The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 23 Jul 02 01:21:18 +0100

Hiya Loonies...

Today we learn an important lesson - why 99% sometimes just isn't good

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

"If 99.9% Is Good Enough...."

- 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

- 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year.

- 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour.

- 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

- 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers.

- Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every 

- 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

- 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year.

- 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect 
  cardholder information on their magnetic strips.

- 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the 

- 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat.

- 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly.

- 3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of 
  the three sections.

- A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take 86.4 seconds)

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