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Sun, 21 Jul 02 02:22:45 +0100

Hiya Folks...

This time we meet a man who gets into trouble for picking up a
hitchhiking monkey...

Wishes & Dreams...


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A man was driving down the highway in his pick-up truck and there was
this lone monkey just sitting along the side of the road. 

Confused, the man stopped the truck and opened the door. "You need a
lift?" he asked.

The monkey just stared back at him and scratched his head.

Eventually the man got out, picked the monkey up, put it in his front
seat and started down the road again.

At this time there was a state trooper cruising down in the opposite
direction. The policeman happened to see the man pick up the monkey.
Knowing that it was not only illegal to pick up hitch hikers, but also
illegal to have a monkey, he pulled the man over a few miles down the
road. The policeman chewed the man out for picking up the monkey and
told him to take it to the zoo immediately. The man agreed and was off.

The next day the policeman saw the man driving down the highway with the
monkey again. 

So he pulled the man over and said, "I thought I told you to take that
monkey to the zoo."

"I did," replied the man, "and we had so much fun that today we're going
to Sea World!"

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