Great Women...

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Sun, 14 Jul 02 01:43:28 +0100 

Hiya All...

Today we learn from some sayings by great women...these are sent in by
Kathleen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell
happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
- Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
- Janette Barber

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think
I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
- Jan King

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
- Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once.
- Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
- Catherine Aird

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb...and I'm also not blonde.
- Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
- Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr

I think - therefore I'm single.
- Lizz Winstead

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
- Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
- Gloria Steinem

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
- Linda Ellerbee

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt


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