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Wed, 10 Jul 02 02:29:31 +0100
Hiya All...
Now its time to take a trip on a train that's having a few mechanical
problems...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
ENGINE FAILURE
A large two-engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down.
"No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train
came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the
passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following
announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad
news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for
some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not
fly."
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