New Father...

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Mon, 08 Jul 02 02:48:09 +0100

Hiya People...

Now we make the acquaintance of a new father who hasn't yet quite got
the hang of things...

Wishes & Dreams...


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New Father
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go
out to do some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his
wonderful new son.  

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did
everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying.

Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the
doctor. After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the
baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest
and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it
was indeed full.

"Here's the problem," the Dr. said. "He just needs to be changed."

The father is very perplexed, "But the diaper package specifically
stated it is good for up to 10lbs!"

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