Hard to Swallow...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 05 Jul 02 01:39:41 +0100

Hiya Folks...

In today's tale, we meet a man fortunate enough to be sharing a
restaurant with a doctor, when he happens to choke on a fish bone...

Wishes & Dreams...


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When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he
was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skilfully removed the bone and saved his life.

As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he
thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his

"Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.

"Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered
when the bone was still stuck in your throat?"

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