Deutsche Clockworks...

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Sun, 23 Jun 02 02:10:13 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Today we pay a visit to a clock repairer of dubious origins...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


DEUTSCHE CLOCKWORKS

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he
loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop
is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German
accent.

He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tock-tick-tock'
anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick."

The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he
rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over
to the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it
directly into the clocks face.  

Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"


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