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Sun, 16 Jun 02 01:58:17 +0100
Hiya All...
In today's tale, we pop in to see a new father and his baby twins...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Don't Touch
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A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl.
The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly
believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped
around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe
they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said,
"You can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!"
With out missing a beat, he retorted "You're telling me I'm not
sterile!"
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