Duct Tape...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 12 May 02 01:03:03 +0100


Hiya Folks...

We all know that duct tape is like the Force - it has a light side and a
dark side and it holds the universe together - but today we learn that
it may not be wise to depend on it too much...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


DUCT TAPE

2000 Darwin Awards Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(24 April 2000, Oregon) A misplaced faith in the miracle of duct tape
led to the demise of a man boating on the Columbia River on Monday
evening.

Duct tape has a reputation for fixing any problem.

Steven and a friend were fishing in a 12-foot aluminum boat held
together with multiple duct tape repairs, including the motor mount.
Suddenly they encountered rough water and Steven stood up in the boat.

The vessel, rated to hold 200 pounds, capsized and tossed the two men
and their 640 pounds of equipment into the water.

The US Coast Guard rescued the surviving companion on Tuesday morning,
but Steven was not so lucky. He was found dead in an ill-fitting life
jacket.

Perhaps if he had duct taped it in place, he would still be sailing the
river in his rickety dinghy, instead of holding a Darwin Award.


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