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Fri, 17 May 02 01:13:12 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we look at the tryouts for a football team (the US variety)...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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FOOTBALL TRYOUTS
A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in
just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds.
"Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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