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Thu, 02 May 02 00:23:23 -2300
Hiya Loonies...
In today's tale, we consider the importance of a long life...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to
Israel.
As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her
charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the
litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tireder and slower,
etc., etc., etc.
He responded with, "Mrs. Weiss, you have to expect things to start
deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?"
My grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's
99."
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