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Thu, 17 Jan 02 02:00:08 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Today we find out what happens to those who promise big tips and fail to
deliver...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
USHER IN THE PUNCH LINE
A man takes his seat in the theater, but he is too far from the screen.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a
mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome
tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man rewards him with a
quarter.
The usher looks at his tip for a second, and then leans over to whisper
to the man: "The wife did it."
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