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Thu, 10 Jan 02 00:47:27 -0000
Hiya All...
Today we have some apparently-true news about the problem a brewery has
had with one of its employees...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
BREWERY PRODUCES ALCOHOLIC EMPLOYEE
SAU PAULO - Residing in the "What Were The Odds?" category, a Brazilian
court ordered Brahma Brewing Company to pay $30,000 in damages plus a
life-time pension to their former senior brewer Bernd Naveke.
Unable to work due to his alcoholism problem, the brewer endured twenty
years of tasting where he was required to drink six to eight liters of
beer each day beginning in the morning. His daily intake was as high as
3.1 gallons per day forcing him to retire at the age of 40.
Naveke's lawyers stressed Brahma's negligence for failing to warn him of
the risks associated with the job. [The element of surprise must have
been daunting!]
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