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Mon, 07 Jan 02 00:12:54 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
It's now time to catch up with the students in cookery class...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Pritchard, was extolling
her secrets for preparing perfect sauces.
When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said,
"Don't forget to use wooden spoons."
As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of
the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat
conduction.
I approached Mrs. Pritchard to test my theory. "Why wooden spoons?" I
asked.
"Because," she replied, "if I have to sit here listening to all your
metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'd go nuts."
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