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Sat, 05 Jan 02 01:06:26 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Today we visit a psychiatrist's office, to find about the problem Mrs
Jones is having with her husband...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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MRS. JONES' HUSBAND
Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist.
"My husband," she said, "is convinced he's a chicken. He goes around
squawking constantly and sleeps on a large bar of wood he has fixed up
as a perch."
"I see," said the psychiatrist thoughtfully. "And how long has your
husband been suffering from this fixation?"
"For nearly two years now."
The psychiatrist frowned slightly and said, "But why have you waited
till now to seek help?"
Mrs. Jones blushed and said, "Oh, well - it was so nice having a steady
supply of eggs."
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