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Wed, 02 Jan 02 01:42:40 -0000
Hiya People...
Now it's time for the net-obsessed amongst you to consider your New
Year's resolutions...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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"New Year's Resolutions for you, our Internet Junkies"
Have any of you stuck to last year's New Years Resolutions???
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every
now and then would be appreciated
3. I resolve to work with neglected children - my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I
answer my e-mail.
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone
at the same time with the same person.
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a
week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of
course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...4:30 is much
more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer
me by then.
9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
10. I will read the manual...just as soon as I can find it.
11. I will think of a password other than "password."
12. I resolve...I resolve to...I resolve to, uh...I resolve to, uh, get
my, er...I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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