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Sun, 16 Dec 01 05:02:33 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Today we meet a little girl who's dying to tell a visitor about her
Christmas presents...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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The little girl was SO proud of her Christmas presents, her first watch
and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the
morning, going up to all the relatives and sticking that watch in their
ear and insisting that they smell her perfume.
The preacher was coming for lunch, but before his arrival, the girl's
mother had said, "If you mention that watch or that perfume just once
more, I'm going to send you to your room for the rest of the day."
The meal went rather well, and the little girl held her tongue until
just when the desert was being served. She wanted to make sure that the
preacher, too, knew about her new watch and her perfume:
"If you hear anything or smell anything ... it's me!"
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