Knock on Wood...

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Thu, 01 Nov 01 00:50:32 -0000

Hiya People...

Today we meet the ladies coming to terms with the problems of ageing...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Knock on Wood

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand
in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it
away, or start making a sandwich."
The other says, "Boy am I glad I don't have that problem! Knock on
wood." And she gave the table a quick rap with her knuckles.
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing
of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way
The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem;
knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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