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Wed, 26 Sep 01 03:17:39 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we find out why a couple are holding hands in church...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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HOLDING HANDS IN CHURCH
An older couple regularly attended church. The pastor was much impressed
by how harmonious and how in love they seemed. They always held hands
all through the service.
One day after church, the pastor couldn't resist going up to them to
express his admiration.
He said, "I find it so inspirational to see how deeply in love you are,
even, after all these years, holding hands like that."
The wife looked up sharply and said, "It's not love, Pastor, I'm just
keeping him from cracking his knuckles."
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