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Mon, 27 Aug 01 02:42:01 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we watch a defendant in court who needs a little clarification on
a minor point of law...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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WOULD YOU CLARIFY THAT FOR ME PLEASE?
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After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery
case, the judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury
reached a verdict in this case?"
"Yes, we have, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me," the judge declared, as he motioned for
the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it
to him.
After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip
back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the
foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court."
"We find the defendant Not Guilty of all four counts of bank robbery,"
stated the foreman.
The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the verdict and
hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude.
The man's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do you think
about that?"
The defendant, with a bewildered look on his face turns to his attorney
and says, "I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give
all the money back?"
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