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Wed, 1 Aug 2001 14:13:08 +0100
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Hiya People...
In today's tale we meet a couple coping with their wedding night
surprises...this one was sent in by a Loony who didn't include their
name...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A young couple were on their honeymoon.
The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, "How can I
tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks
absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we dated, but
she's bound to find out sooner or later."
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "How do I
tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to
keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with
me for a week, he's bound to find out."
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he
walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, puts his arm around
her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a
confession to make."
And she says, "So have I, love."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
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