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Tue, 17 Jul 2001 22:34:37 +0100

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Hiya Folks...

Once again, kids provide the biggest laughs...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Ever notice how a 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adult voices? 

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit,
with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom
about 2 am, I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey,
apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the
guest bedroom that night.  
The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to
sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home,
please don't sleep with Mom that night.
They said OK. 

After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me
up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late,
everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival,
along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running,
shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" 

As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" 

"Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" 

The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at
Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see
if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm
Sugarbrown's daughter." 

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." 

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?" 

She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can
find a smooth one, can I play with him?

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