Country Doctor...

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Mon, 9 Jul 2001 02:35:42 +0100

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Hiya Folks...

Today we catch up with a country doctor delivering a baby...

Wishes & Dreams...


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The Country Doctor
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no
one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see,
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. 

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the Doctor
lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get
him to take his first breath. 

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. 

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up
there in the first place!"

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