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Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:19:58 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Someone's still having trouble getting rid of some of their Y2K surplus
stock...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************
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FOR SALE:
200 canned hams
100lbs. dried beans
2000 gal. fresh water (including underground tank)
5000 watt propane generator
75 MRE'S
800 assorted canned vegetables
8 cases sterno (24 per case)
18 boxes matches
2000 rounds of 45 caliber bullets
10 cases 12 ga. shotgun shells
50 "D" cell batts.
75 "AA" batts.
47 "AAA" batts.
1 solar powered radio
4 cases powdered protein
1 milk cow
1 bull
7 laying hens
1 rooster
40x60 underground shelter (with separate livestock quarters)
1 wood burning stove
8 cords wood
43 assorted magazines (12 adult related)
12 flashlights
8 kerosene lamps
16 military blankets
many other misc. survival items.
All items sold together or separately. Bids will be accepted starting
1/2/00. Serious offers only.
*** SALE!!! Free delivery on all items. Must sell by end 2000. Make me
an offer. ***
****** SPECIAL CLEARANCE!!! No bids - $100 to the first person to haul
it all away!!! Offer ends Dec 2001. *****
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