The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 May 2001 02:50:49 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Vehicle safety is an obsession of the modern world...here's what one
study discovered...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly
secret plan they had funded with the US auto makers for the past five
years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were
installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort
to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the state of Tennessee was different, where 89.3% of the final
words were, "Hey Y'all, watch this!"
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