The Loony Bin
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Wed, 9 May 2001 17:44:01 +0100
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Hiya People...
Drive through restaurants have been common in America for years, and now
they're springing up all over the world...here are some suggestions for
getting the best entertainment value from them...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Fun At the Drive-Thru
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Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful
expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch
as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus,
each raises his/her volume.
Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager
comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order-taker
had such difficulty understanding you.
Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?")
before they get a chance to take yours.
Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a
small medium fries, please".
In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line
and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several
bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it
smells.
Drive through with a carload of naked people.
Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is
a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you
arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible
fashion.
Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic
at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at
the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup
your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY
seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have
her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-
takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check
out the babe".
All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up
window.
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