The Loony Bin
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Wed, 2 May 2001 02:54:04 +0100
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Hiya People...
When you're a hunter, it's worth making sure your tracking skills are up
to scratch...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second
two plan to watch him. They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set
up.
The next day, the first hunter goes out. He returns with a big deer. The
second two guys ask him how he did that. They can't believe how big the
deer is.
"It was easy. Found the tracks, followed the tracks, BAM shot the deer."
The next day, the second hunter goes out, and comes back with an even
bigger deer. The third guy's eyes bug out when he sees it, and he asks
him how he did it.
"Same thing the first guy did. Found the tracks, followed the tracks,
BAM shot the deer."
So on the third day, the last guy goes out to hunt. He doesn't come back
for a very long time. When he staggers into the cabin, rifle gone, all
beat up and bruised, with only one boot, the other two are very
surprised. They ask him what happened.
"Well...I found the tracks, followed the tracks...BAM got run over by a
train."
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