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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:46:02 +0100
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Hiya People...
Pets are people too...here are some of their pet peeves...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Pets' Pet Peeves:
* Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
* Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't
think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
* Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW
whose it is!"
* Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight
me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling,
for I am lord and master!"
* Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really
give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
* Dog: Human legs that just tease.
* Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
* Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!"
* Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
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