Live Longer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 2 Apr 2001 04:12:15 +0100


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Hiya All...

Today we meet a man who wants to live just a little longer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


LIVE LONGER

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and
only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man 
explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he
could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model
Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest
woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the
panhandle of Oklahoma.

The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like 
forever."


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