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Mon, 26 Mar 2001 04:51:42 +0100
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Hiya All...
Today's tale takes us to an up-market restaurant...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
STOP THAT SCENT
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.
Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was
perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her
purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure that everyone in
the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady, which way was it
headed?"
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