The Loony Bin
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Sun, 18 Feb 2001 01:26:58 +0000
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Hiya All...
Here's another list for you to look at:
She runs, she cycles, she hikes across the country and now she is
waiting for you all to join so she can joke and have fun with you too.
Here she is ! ! !
THE RUNNING LADY'S JOKES AND TOONS " BEEP....BEEP "
I will run you off your feet and blow your mind with the wackiest of
Jokes and Toons. TO JOIN... send a blank email to
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Today's story features a group of travellers in peril...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The End Is Near
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A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when
the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying
through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our
visibility."
The passengers were numb with fear, except for one...a semi-retired
minister.
"Now, now, keep calm, folks," he said. "Let's all bow our heads and
pray."
Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray...except one fellow
near the back.
"Why aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister asked.
"Well, I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.
"Well, just do something religious!" piped up another well-meaning
passenger.
So the man got up and started down the aisle passing his hat...
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