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Wed, 24 Jan 2001 16:06:30 +0000
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Today we go in search of a missing lawn ornament...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Missing Lawn Ornament
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(true story)
A little old Lady from here in Tampa, called the Police some time in Mid
Sept, and reported that one of her Lawn ornaments (A painted Cement
Duck) was stolen from her lawn. Rather distressed, she felt that she had
to make the report, to have it known that there are thieving vandals in
the area.
Police noted the report, and let it slide.
Two weeks later, the Lady received a letter in the mail, written in the
standard ransom note format, cut out letters, etc. But enclosed in the
letter were several pictures.... of her lawn ornament.
The Cement Duck was dressed in a lei (Hawaiian flower necklace type)
with sunglasses and an Alcoholic Beverage. It was poised on a beach,
with towels and sunscreen, right near a sign that stated Wai-ki-ki
beach.
The ransom note, not really a ransom note at all, read:
Having a good time, wish you were here.
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