The Loony Bin
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Tue, 16 Jan 2001 01:56:45 +0000
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- ANDREA
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THEY DON'T EVEN WAIT UNTIL HE'S IN THE GROUND
Joe, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night.
The Governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from
pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his
closest friend.
So, it was understandable that the Governor didn't take kindly to the
droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job.
"They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the
Governor muttered.
At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the Governor's side.
"Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's
place?"
"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the
undertaker is almost finished."
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