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Tue, 16 Jan 2001 01:53:29 +0000
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Today we go to court, to find proof that talk isn't cheap...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
TALK ISN'T CHEAP
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a
minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour
after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the
judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the
afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out
loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: "That's
all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know. I'm just seeing if I have enough for two
more words."
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