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Fri, 5 Jan 2001 01:17:14 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Time to find out why chivalry is being discussed in a divorce case...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious, and extremely
heated.
Finally, the husband's attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony
settlement.
"Your Honor," he said, "my client sincerely believes his wife is just
being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still
believes in chivalry; and on the day in question, he was only opening
the door for her out of chivalry."
"Counselor," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce and the
settlement Mrs. Smith is asking in its entirely. I simply cannot
believe chivalry was the motivation for your client opening that car
door - while he was driving down the freeway at 65 mph."
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