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Thu, 21 Dec 2000 19:09:02 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Seems Santa's having a bit of an interesting Christmas...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
BAH HUMBUG
'Twas the night before Christmas
and we were all in a hurry
No one had seen Rudolph
Santa started to worry.
We looked everywhere both high and low
and we knew we needed Rudolph for the big show.
When he was found he looked sickly and pale
He said that he partied too hard and spent 3 days in jail.
Santa told Rudolph the big night was here
so go take a shower and put down the beer
That's when Rudolph told Santa "I don't think I can"
and Santa said but you have to, "Cause I love you, man"
And if you don't listen to what I'm telling you
tomorrow for lunch we'll have Reindeer stew!
So Rudolph said "fine, let's pack up and go"
but before we do there's something you should know
This is the last year I'll pull your damn sled
Because after this I'm retiring to bed
The day after Christmas Santa threw a big feast
we had cakes and pies and even roast beef
But then with a sly grin Santa said we should try something new
Mrs. Claus has cooked all day and made us some stew.
We ate and we drank til they turned the lights off
but none seemed to know what ever happened to Rudolph
We here at the North Pole we'll miss his red nose
It's still a big mystery that only Santa knows!
Merry Christmas
The Elves Union,
North Pole Chapter
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