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Thu, 21 Dec 2000 18:55:22 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's a mixed bag of jokes for Christmas... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Christmas Jokes --------------- Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden? A: Hoe, hoe, hoe! **** My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care, I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air. **** Q: Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer and an Irish setter? A: The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters. **** Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?? A: Missile toe! **** Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. **** Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com